Animal Kingdom

I have always been (and always will be) found of the animal kingdom. It just amazes me with the variety of animals and their.. well.. capabillities I guess. meah.. why not.
As a kid I always wanted to go to the zoo (sounds like something far fetched no? but believe me.. an old crack head elephant with a coupla diseased boring monkeys along with two or three donkeys is no zoo my friends!! the zoo in Kuwait makes me dream about going to a REAL zoo).
What I don't understand is the behavior of some animals... I mean... I'm down with the camouflage... i'm not too crazy about the 24/7 sex eat sex eat sex eat and sleep, but hey... you gotta do what you gotta do... but WHY:

-Do sharks swim and stick up their fins to the surface or even worse... JUMP to show off the 30 foot horror above sea line? it's as if they're not scarry enough under sea! it's not even a gymnastic jump like the dolphin's.. no... it's clumsy! dude stay in the water and i promise my people will stop featuring your peoples pictures naked on the discovery channel.

-Is the lion named the "King of the jungle"? doesn't the lioness hunt for food? I gotta give the lion though he's waaaay better looking than his ugly butt biatch but still ... sleeping 20 hours a day doesn't make you "king"... or does it? hmmmm

-Lizards... you are the masters of camouflage... turning green when on grass... turning brown when in toilets... but FYI: it helps to hide even more when you dont MOVE!!! ... you do well on blending in with your environment.. try staying still now god dammit!!! sitting there being green and alll the sudden your ugly eyes move around!! so smart walla!! the darn tom cat will pass by and say "hell, what do you know... a tree with eyes!!" and walk away!!

-snakes.............. let me get this straight............ you're not so huge after all (except for that fat ass anaconda) ... so why i say why in hell try to down a RABBIT... or a two ton EGG??? can't you just munch on something more convenient for you and your not so big tummy? If i were a snake eater and saw a snake filled with a hamster or a bunny and just laying there deffensless, i'll be like.. "JACKPOT!!"

this post was not meant to offend any animal.. it's just one man's personal observations which may or may not be true.. with all due respect my fellow animals. ;P

A Bunch of Me

I was told once upon a time that this blog is going to end up deserted just like my other hobbies-to-commit-to such as web designing, cooking, and crime fighting (that would have involved creating a costume which is fun too).
well as always.. I appologize for my neglectance ya jema3at el rabi3

It's just that the pressure is getting the best of me 9ara7a o0 it's my fault because I'm letting it. And by pressure I mean school and schoooool ooonly.. coz I'll be darned if I let crossdressing be on top of my problems. Just Kidding!! actully I bet that some of you just wanna die to see me in a mini skirt... (dear god I think i just made my readers through up.. Please forgive me).

Owning a convertable is one of the most exciting experiences in a guy's life (a very superficial guy let's say).. BOY am I enjoying that car!! it's just brutally pleasurable!!

"Eveyone needs to touch" words I picked up from a song (Touch) in Tarkan's latest album. Dude.. that better be a lady your talking about...otherwise just stay in the closet!

Which came first.. the chicken or the egg? To be honest? I don't care.. by the time you answer that question I would have prepared me a delicious egg salad followed by a mouth watering grilled chicken sandwich.

Too sleepy to continue this post guys :) ..
te9be7oon 3ala khair ya jema3at el rabi3