Dewaniya.. iya.. iya..

"Dewaniya".. to some people, in Kuwait at least, is where a guy can get some peace of mind and relaxation (not after a couple of Kot bo 6 games with an amature on your team that is). To others (by others I mean mommies and wifies and GFs) it's just the devil's hangout. Anywhoooo.. to me it's a place to which I can attend whenever I want to get in touch with my inner Kuwaiti who thrives off the use of the words "Gazz, Motar, Tarqeem, Motar, Gazz, 3asha, Hardee's".
So I decided to write this post about what assembles a "Dewaniya"; basically both the active and inactive components that are the main ingredients in a successful "Dewaniya".

How can I entertain People @ my Dewaniya, 7asoon?
- a deck of playing cards and a piece of paper "7ag el qaid" for "Kot bo 6". (you might need more than one deck depending on your Dewaniya's expansion).
- 47"+ plasma TV.
- stationed next to your humongous TV is a PS3 console with your Winning eleven game or what's commonly called "el dawry el yabaani".
- no harm if you had a pet cat or parrot in the area... as long as you don't have retards in your Dewaniya (I've seen some animals go thru some serious sh*t yall!)

What about eating arrangements, 7asoon?
- now you might have to invite your friends for the first coupla times.. after you known them for a while and your sure your Dewaniya has been successfully established...... you can let them order from Hardee's or Kaboria.

What kind of people will I be expecting who will plant their roots in my Dewaniya, 7asoon?
- Well, that's a good question. You would have to be ready for all sorts of fiascos going on in your Dewaniya, but you'd expect the following on normal basis:
> "Kot bo 6" players mostly calm until mid game.. you would have to control some small fights and profane language.
> "el dawry el yabaani" players would be of same characteristics as the "Kot.." individuals but the surges of yells and profane language would be less frequent.
> "Cell kissers" are in a corner usually talking quietly on their cell phones. why in your Dewaniya? well maybe to look cool or simpley because their living rooms are too close to their moms' and pops'.
and many more .. but don't be alarmed. You'll do just fine.

Just remember above all this and that... keep an open mind toward the blood shed, furniture damage, and any nakedness (some guys think it's funny to strip the weakest guy in the Dewaniya and just lock him in a room for the rest of the night lol).

... khalik cool o0 etba3 el sha3ir elli ygool "malyaan galbi malyaan.."