Animal Kingdom

I have always been (and always will be) found of the animal kingdom. It just amazes me with the variety of animals and their.. well.. capabillities I guess. meah.. why not.
As a kid I always wanted to go to the zoo (sounds like something far fetched no? but believe me.. an old crack head elephant with a coupla diseased boring monkeys along with two or three donkeys is no zoo my friends!! the zoo in Kuwait makes me dream about going to a REAL zoo).
What I don't understand is the behavior of some animals... I mean... I'm down with the camouflage... i'm not too crazy about the 24/7 sex eat sex eat sex eat and sleep, but hey... you gotta do what you gotta do... but WHY:

-Do sharks swim and stick up their fins to the surface or even worse... JUMP to show off the 30 foot horror above sea line? it's as if they're not scarry enough under sea! it's not even a gymnastic jump like the dolphin's.. no... it's clumsy! dude stay in the water and i promise my people will stop featuring your peoples pictures naked on the discovery channel.

-Is the lion named the "King of the jungle"? doesn't the lioness hunt for food? I gotta give the lion though he's waaaay better looking than his ugly butt biatch but still ... sleeping 20 hours a day doesn't make you "king"... or does it? hmmmm

-Lizards... you are the masters of camouflage... turning green when on grass... turning brown when in toilets... but FYI: it helps to hide even more when you dont MOVE!!! ... you do well on blending in with your environment.. try staying still now god dammit!!! sitting there being green and alll the sudden your ugly eyes move around!! so smart walla!! the darn tom cat will pass by and say "hell, what do you know... a tree with eyes!!" and walk away!!

-snakes.............. let me get this straight............ you're not so huge after all (except for that fat ass anaconda) ... so why i say why in hell try to down a RABBIT... or a two ton EGG??? can't you just munch on something more convenient for you and your not so big tummy? If i were a snake eater and saw a snake filled with a hamster or a bunny and just laying there deffensless, i'll be like.. "JACKPOT!!"

this post was not meant to offend any animal.. it's just one man's personal observations which may or may not be true.. with all due respect my fellow animals. ;P