Fashionably Irritating

whatap peoples.. you alright?

I think it's safe for me to say that I'm a firm believer in the whole "eat what you like and dress what the people like" thing.. I have literally translated that from the arabic version... but what can I say... I LOOK BAD IN PINK and believe me I learned it the hard way.
But seriously ppl, when somebody tells you "hmm you don't look so sharp in those pants" or "you know, putting up your hair in a bun doesn't really look so appealing", for freak f*#k sake take that note and burn it into whatever miserable brain lobe of urs that is responsible for memorization!!

I mean... what's with fat ladies and tight clothes?? are you F*#King kidding me?? are there no more large sizes?? or is it just to piss off skinny girls and turn guys stomaches?? jeez ladies... cover up for LOVE"S SAKE!! I don't wanna walk the homosexual path just because of images of plump "beeches" showing off their Mau "thigh" skills!!

Guys, don't you ever think for a sec that you'tr off the hook just because i'm a guy. Dirty beard doesn't mean you can grow shit on your face! I literally can see mold you f*#king freaks!! f*#king trim that shit!! don't be so f*#king literal! I can say that you're an "asshole" and according to you're literalization of words.. you are actually a hole surrounded by ass! how's that for taking things literally?

ok I have abused the word "literally" so much that if it was a child.. i'd be in prison now dancing with a huge guy named Boba Jr.

asfeen 3al 6wala I just wanted to post something and i guess it turned out ugly ehehe... you ppl stay sharp and "classy" as Ron Burgandy would say. ;) ciao