Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fashionably Irritating

whatap peoples.. you alright?

I think it's safe for me to say that I'm a firm believer in the whole "eat what you like and dress what the people like" thing.. I have literally translated that from the arabic version... but what can I say... I LOOK BAD IN PINK and believe me I learned it the hard way.
But seriously ppl, when somebody tells you "hmm you don't look so sharp in those pants" or "you know, putting up your hair in a bun doesn't really look so appealing", for freak f*#k sake take that note and burn it into whatever miserable brain lobe of urs that is responsible for memorization!!

I mean... what's with fat ladies and tight clothes?? are you F*#King kidding me?? are there no more large sizes?? or is it just to piss off skinny girls and turn guys stomaches?? jeez ladies... cover up for LOVE"S SAKE!! I don't wanna walk the homosexual path just because of images of plump "beeches" showing off their Mau "thigh" skills!!

Guys, don't you ever think for a sec that you'tr off the hook just because i'm a guy. Dirty beard doesn't mean you can grow shit on your face! I literally can see mold you f*#king freaks!! f*#king trim that shit!! don't be so f*#king literal! I can say that you're an "asshole" and according to you're literalization of words.. you are actually a hole surrounded by ass! how's that for taking things literally?

ok I have abused the word "literally" so much that if it was a child.. i'd be in prison now dancing with a huge guy named Boba Jr.

asfeen 3al 6wala I just wanted to post something and i guess it turned out ugly ehehe... you ppl stay sharp and "classy" as Ron Burgandy would say. ;) ciao

8 Comments:

At 1:10 PM, Blogger ScarlO said...

Bitch much? :-p

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger متفرغ said...

wow 7asoon .... i do agree with u in some things i have to admit that im a bit obese so i dress accordingly trying to spare myself and the people some visual pollution .... but the most important thing is the smell and i do stress on smell cant stand ree7at il9nan and il7'yas especially in mornings ..... good post :)

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger LiLaCs said...

**hands hasoon a choclate bar** Cherie do u need some hot choclate? A hot pad? Advil?

 
At 10:19 PM, Blogger Faith said...

loool..i agree with ghasheema, think of the children!!!


ive seen fat ladies with their bellies hanging out, 6 million and one stretch marks and lets not even start on the roles. ya3ni how eww what makes you think its alright for you to ruin peoples vision like that!!

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger 7asoon said...

no3ik ;P
sweety 3aib... ba3dain ana mkhalli el PMS 7aggich o0 7ag elli m3alqa ta7tich (scarletta)

scarlo0o
haa? :P la 3al khafeef

metfarrigh
eee exactly... walla ent eli fahemni ;)

ghasheema
haaa shabaaitay 3al shabaab ashoof :P eheh

lilacs
laa sweety khalay el hot chocolate 7agich entay o0 refeejatich elli foog :P

faaaaith
hala walla .. wainich entay ma tbayneen? ba3dain strech marks are not that ugly ya3ni (JK) ehehe welcome

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger Sedna said...

lol at lily's comment.

Guys, if 7asoon says trim, you trim. Ok?

And girls... la7tha, 7asoon int shako a9lan? Just look the other way! Dala3

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger SOLO said...

Ooollah, halpost yabeela Tashfeer. 7asoon eshfeek enhadait marra wa7dah? ;Þ

eheh, ya!
I totally agree that FAT ladies shouldn't wear tight clothes, but they keep wearing them just to satisfy others and tell them that they are STYLISH Oo ana a7sedhom 3ala hal thiqa elly 3indohom.
The fact that they wear this way is that tight clothes make fat people look thinner than they really are although these clothes show every CURVE in their bodies. But it is true, think about it.

And some of them think that it is kind of seduction since they are not as desirable by males as skinny females ;]

And I think that BOTH males and females shouldn't wear tight clothes NOR should they be naked LOL ;þ

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger SOLO said...

Oh, DON'T get me wrong, I meant being naked on the beaches. eheh!

 

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