Seinfeld... peace of mind!

-"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
-"I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra."
~George

-"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."
-"I've never had stitches! I'll be deformed. I can't live with that. It goes against my whole personality. It's just not me!"
~Jerry

-"A gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom."
~Kramer

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and one of my favourites.. George and Jerry in "The Gymnast"... one of their classical conversations in the diner :)

Jerry: "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
George: "No no no no no. It was not trash."
Jerry: "Was it in the trash?"
George: "Yes."
Jerry: "Then it was trash."
George: "It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
Jerry: "But it was in the cylinder."
George: "Above the rim."
Jerry: "Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
George: "It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
Jerry: "Was it eaten?"
George: "One little bite."
Jerry: "Well, that's garbage."
George: "But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
Jerry: "Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."