Sunday, February 11, 2007

Quick-e

A quicky post is all I need to get my life going.
I couldn't be more appreciative for Auto. Auto what? Auto everything!
How do you like Auto-matic transmission in cars? It spares you the extra stupid motions you would be doing while driving a "manual" transmission car right?... ok
What do you think of Auto-pilot? pilot starts off the plane.. checks for gears and wings and everything else... takes off... flys for a while and then BOOM... autopilote!
Tell you what... if there's anything we should be thankfull for, it's autopilot on air planes!... imagine the pilot going solo flying a 24 hr trip? it wouldn't be so nice if he had wet dreams and your plane went 800 mph in a VERTICAL direction now would it.
So... we conclude that autopilot is heavenly... ok
What we DONT appreciate now is Auto-prayer!.. haven't heard of it? you should be thankfull you AUTO-visited my blog then.
you finish wotho2.. you get ready for your prayers.. Allaho akbar.. and then YABA DABA DOO.... ay rak3a ana? is it third? is it forth? should I repeat my prayer? did I say the right aya? why's this happening? I'll tell you why my friend... you were on AUTO-PRAYER!! yes... once you said allaho akbar then YYAAATTSSIIII you automatically switched to autoprayer mode... where your subconcious mind is praying while your mind mind is planning a hang-out with the friends or wondering what your mom is cooking or even plan your whole vacation while in 9alat el thehir.

9alaw 3dl ya jema3at el rabi3.... o0 stay sharp and positive now ;)

14 Comments:

At 5:50 PM, Blogger No3iK said...

- yawns -

im supposed to shot gun right?

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger No3iK said...

enta laish gilel 7aya!
ok i see where ur going with this post
and its all good and noble...
our prayers 7ada bu 6agga
we should pray from the heart and soul
not muscle and half sub-mind.
like yeh

so my point is what this to do with wet dreams! lol badda3t yl perv hehehehe

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

auto-prayer!!

wallah so ture

shensawi life is so busy and hectic..and iblees sha6er ( malat 3alieh)

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Faith said...

looool nicely said...bas wallah at times its painfully true!! the worse is when you plan out the rest of ur day while ur praying :(

now...what about auto-shopping? when you buy a pair of pants, you love it and omg its so pretty and you've always wanted it, wait...YOU JUST BOUGHT IT!! (a few weeks ago) ya dumbb..think before you shop folks, think

 
At 6:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL yes I always do that "auto praying"...
I guess that's why do3a2y yo9al el segaf o yredli ;Pp

and there is also the "auto driving " marat o ana ray7a beet ahali a'6aye3 el lafa etha ma kan 3ala el auto :)

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger 7asoon said...

no3ik
lol... hadaity el post kella o0 rakaztay 3ala wet dream.... cool ;P

ghasheema
it sucks adri eheh :D

faith
eee wain ma tro7een tshofeen hal auto mawjood ;)

kella ansaaaaaa
haaaaaa ... shakhbari entaay... wainich fee? lol

yuba rakzay 3al 9alat shfeech 7aysa ma tadreen shetsaweenn... loool laih el segaf haa? :P

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Zed said...

but i hayte automatic cars... driving stick shift is a better experiance

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger eshda3wa said...

i always remember the weirdist stuff when im praying, ashya manseya min sneeeeen pops into my head the minit i say allaho akbar!
kela min eblees 7esbe allah 3alaih!

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

zed
eee dude bs mo ay stick shift... o0 mo ay mokan ;)

eshda3wa
weellllccoommme to my blog dear welcome :) eee hal eblees hatha lo allah yfekna minnah chan e7na eb khair ha? ;P

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger eshda3wa said...

ok i had to tell u this , so as i was praying elthher today i remembered the answer to a question i couldnt answer on my operative exam 3 weeks ago!
then i prayed el3a9er and i start thinking of PASTRAMI! i dont even like pastrami! was my eblees hungry?!
there has to be a cure, i dont wana go to hell welseba pastrami!

 
At 6:38 PM, Blogger 7asoon said...

shda3wa
looooool :D 7lwa hathi... go to hell 'coz of pastrami

ba3dain ta3alay operative shno hatha? dentistry?

 
At 1:17 AM, Blogger eshda3wa said...

ee im a dentist to be , and the answer was glass ionomer, but do i remember it during my exam? NoOoo!!!

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

interesting.. 3ad 2moro we have a practical in posterior teeth restorations on class 2 preps.. sweet.. gotta love operative!

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger SOLO said...

OoOo 3ady!!
la o ay shay '6aye3 ma tadry wain 7a6aita tilgah wenta ga3id et9ally. eheheh ana sa3at afkir ebmodailat bil9alat ti6la3 fantag mo ay kalam. A3OOTH BILLAH MN BLEES.

 

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