Rampaging 7asoon
Did you ever notice...
people who raise their leg (usually left one) up against the car's dashboard while driving? I mean.. I'm really pro cool-looking-but-so-freking-stupid-positions and all but this is not so comfirtable!! so dear driver, unless you wanna pee on the floor mat in your car, please don't spread your legs like that. (not really an appealing view).
the writings on the doors and walls in public bathrooms? what's with that? please ladies and gentlemen, walk through this logic with me:
you are at a party, you excuse yourself from whatever you were doing, leave to the rest room, and once you get there you finish your business, take out a pen (wherever that came from!!)....... and write the most sensless, meaningless, preposterous thing ever.... like "Mike was here".... and leave the bathroom......................... WHO CARES DUDE?! like ... am I gonna be thrilled if I knew you were here, Mike? Is it a trend now that poeple want to document their bathroomy achievements? believe me... the last thing a man could ever wish for is a writen reminder that a guy was here shitting not so long ago!
people who are proud of showing their phobic reactions. ummm.... well, if I'm on a ride at a theme park, say one that's involved with heights, and through the whole ride I hear a guy whining and crying and screaming like a girl who's lip job just went bad! They actually shout out "I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!"... that pisses me off 3al khafeef ya3ni not so much........ ya3ni I'm claustrophobic for God's sake you don't see me packing myself in a tight space shuttle ride next to you and scream my brains out! if you're afraid of heights.. go see Dr. Phill!!
how some people burp so loud and then appologize? hmmm.. well sir, don't worry about it so much. you just burped and sent those vibrating microwaves into my ears, and by that you raped all my senses... what's to appologize about? naah... I wouldn't worry about it, sir.
how about I vomit in your lap and appologize, hmm?
eheh asif 3al 6wala ya jema3at el rabi3.... hope you all are doing fine :)
best of luck on whatever you're up to and planning on doing.
posted by 7asoon @ 7:41 PM
29 comments
29 Comments:
Muwhahaha Me first!!**feels brillant for no apparent reason** Ilmuhim..Definition of Sarcasm twinged with meaness=Hasooon iligraa3...:P The bathroom thing I totally agree with..The girls bathroom in school is full of "find jesus" and "That hockey player scored in double halftime" lingos.
bathroomy achievements...
LOL!!!
You should see Dr. Phil. Anger management..
I CAN COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG. WANASA!!
ppl who raise their legs
i was saw a guy 7a6 the car or cruise oo raf3 BOTH his legs up, whats up with that? does he think he looks cool?
and the writings! tell me about it! who cares! and when is a group of ppl, sara jess mandy and paula were here, like what u all used the same bathroom and thats an achievement u had to document?
about the effort it took to read ur last post, its cause it was in arabic :s (not proud)
ya5y i think that ppl who raise there legs are 63oos.. but if a girl just waxed her legs and wants to show off her silky legs thats ok lool:P
once u think about it mn jd ppl who write on bathroom doors.. where do they get the pen :S ??? that is weird looool
mskeen Dr.phill wallah kel mn hab o dab ra7 3enda looooooool, 6ayeb lma howa 3endh meshkel wen yeroo7 ??
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
u should vomit on the guy who burbed loooool :P
LOL
ok ok nice
i liked the burping part!!!
i HATE it when they do that
they go
-BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP-
oh excume me ...
EXCUSE U!!
u totally ruined my appetite!! :s
lol
and about the guys driving with theure left leg against the side lol i sometimes can see their knee from the window im like WOW! flexible fella but stupid one to.
what else was there ... ummmmmmmm
yeah yeah
u should see our university bathroom.. let alone the perverted drawings they leave :s disgusting .. but u know u read gossip and phone numbers and names!! life stories lol im like MAN! they spend lotta time in here dont they xs eew!
o salaaamaatk
"like a girl who's lip job just went bad! "
you keep suprising me 7asoon loool
u live in teh states....americans are born animals...watch the discovery channel and u'll know am right :D
lilacs
LOL at the lingos ;P that's nothing compared to what i have read suring my high school years
sedna
boy i'm glad ur back in business ;) welcome welcommmmme
lalala i'm not that angry btw ehehe
eshda3wa
exactly :D kellish mo shay hal awadim... dam "throosi" hal awadim... emphasis 3al throos
bal8ees
shno ya3ni 63oos? :P lol ...
no3ich
allah ysalmich :D mashkoora 3al zyara... 3asa el wa7d ma yaktib post 3arabi ella o0 fallaity min his/her blog chethi? :P mo shay no3ich mo shay
ghasheema
6awal el '3aibaat.... where were you o0 haa? :D
looooooooool
ummm how do i explain 63oos :S
63ooos are the dirty kind of badoo who don't take showers and there thoub is yellow mn alwas5 o algrf o lma ye7ko 2ao bs yemsko sh3rahom yenzl gaml <<< loooool i think eny bal'3t showaya :P
but 3momn 63oos are disgusting ppl :P
lol esmila 3ala throosik o throos everyone..
no hold on.. esmila 3ala throosik inta, etha kil elawadem then we'll be out of a job!
bal8ees
!!!!! OLLAAAA... ma 3endihom may ya3ni? :P ana agool sheloohom o0 7e6ohom eb jazeera bro7hom o0 then drown the island
eshda3wa
that's more like it, dear. ;D
khalich 3amaliya bil tafkeer o0 yamshi she'3ilna enshalla (lazim we enourage eating candy o0 drinking coffee and mountain dew in our blogs...shrayech?)
khalas our next post should be about tasty yummy delicious carious inticing foods :)
lazim inamen mostaqbalna elmehane
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OLLA!! Shloon 7a66aw ryoolhom 3ala eldashboard? Ma to9l!!
LoL 7asoon 3alaik tashbeehat etfa66is ;'''D
hahahahaaaay! "how about I vomit in your lap and appologize, hmm?" yam3awad burping ahwan hahahaha ;''''D
You know what, in Spain it's kinda 3aib to burp in front of people, but it's ok if you (........) you know, you're smart, catch it yourself ;p
Sorry for deleting the comment. kan feeh badliyat =)
eshda3wa
momtaaz...
solo
ehehe i'm glad you find it funny walla, same here in the states.... you (....) ok bs la (BUURRPP). lol. enzaaaaain wain el e-mail mal el music thing ya Magician ;P btw can I upload from my PC wella lazim link 7ag el music?
7asoon and eshda3wa
now you know why i think dentist are evil!!!
and sub7anna allah every dentist i have met...has bad teeth...wallah ylaw3oon elchabd...are u too the same....I can see 7asoon khalseen mina...bas eshda3wa my dear :)
ghasheema, were not evil, were just being practical, warana mostaqbal ;Pp
my teeth -BEAUTIFUL-
ill send u a pic of my smile, and u know if i can take care of my own teeth then i definitly can take care of yours! 7ayach 3nde bel 3eyada! (ill give u the address when i graduate LoL)
eheheh =]
el email bil6ereej.
ghasheema
i second Dr eshda3wa ;)
solo
:( wain... shda3wa daza qafila 3ala camels tara e-mail ;P
loooooooooooooooooool
mn jd they should do that to them
hehe we should do that ya 7asoon :P
btw
mn hows 7anafi :P
WALLLLLLLLLLAH ENNY DASSITA MN AMS BILLAIL!!!!!!
7asoon ma we9allik?
yeslam rasik adissa marra thanya =]
bal8ees
:D ee that's what i'm telling you..... tharoory nkhali9 el nas min hal ashkaal
so0o0olo0o0o0o0
laaaa baba la tdezeena we9al :P bs ana ma chayakt eheheh... mashkoora ma tga9reen ;)
ashwah 3labaly dassaita 7g a7d thany ;p
7asoon tslam 3la hal post .... fee il9ameem .... i do second you its an uncivlised manner to raise your leg up the dashbord ..... now on the writings in the bathrooms shagool oo sha7'ely come to one of the colleges that i attend and you will see the 3ajab .... truely some people are desperate and suffer from serious issues they can't find any place better than the bathroom walls to share with us their desperation .... رحم الله امرئ عرف قدر نفسه i do admit that i hate riding high rides coz i know it will end in a messy way .... farting is much than burping especially when its silent and deadly and in a crowded place ..... y36eek il3afya 3la hal post :)
Posted, were in bussiness :p
-_-
people who are proud of showing their phobic reactions <-- i ponder the day! ;p
solo
lala we9al :P sorry dear
متفرغ
eeee allah ysalmik yal 7abeeb :) 7ayaak anytime. LOL 3al deadly fary!
eshda3wa
yessssss....
jiji
ollla min wain 6ala3tay entay! :P
dear brother hasoon cheer up my Man ... driving with a leg up is the Kuwaiti thug life style ( wel 3qaal 3la manthra!!) .. and regarding writting in public restrooms there were an English guy wrote his Phd. thesis about people free their thoughts in bathrooms .. so its like blogging BUT in the old days....!
please to see your blog
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