Sunday, July 02, 2006

What I like to call a new post

I lost the battle between me and the urge of writing a new post, so here goes nothing.
A coupla nights ago, right before I hit the sack and bubble in the cut, just between me and myself I thought: what's life without a laugh? or even a giggle?
yeah yeah 7asoon spare me the "Life isn't worth a tear" speech... well guess what... IT'S NOT!!
I'm starting to believe it doesn't even matter whether people laugh with or at you, as long yall having fun (dignity should be taken into consideration).

One beautiful morning, Mike, a mid-aged guy woke up yawning like a bear telling himself "wow what a wonderful day this will be... IT IS MAH BIRTHDAY!!". So he got up for work and the thought of a surprise party from his wife and kids kept haunting him. "I wonder what they have prepared for me?" He asked himself.
The man went down for a bite before he scoots to work. "Morning darlin" he said to his wife, but there was no response from the wife.. no goodmorning no nothing... let alone the Happy Birthday!! So he sat and had his coffee... kids came down rushing as the school bus was honking... "morning mom and dad.. see you at lunch" and went out.
WHAT!! it seems that everybody have forgotten about the poor guys' birthday.
Mike went to his work... so sad and blue and upset that his family didn't remember his birthday.
At work, Mike was sitting on his desk working when Vicki the secretary knocked on the door
Vicki: Hello Mike
Mike: Hey Vicki
Vicki: I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday :)
Mike: so you remembered my birthday ?
Vicki: sure i did Mike... and i got u something
she hands him a box of chocolate and a neck tie.
Mike: wow Vicki.. well thanks so much
Vickie: would you like to go and get something to eat ?
Mike: I'm sure we could do that... it's lunch break anyways... let's go
on their way back to work.. "Are you sure you want to go back to work? wouldn't you like to come back to my place?" Vicki suggested.
so tempted, Mike agreed to go back to Vicki's since she's the only one who managed to remember his birthday.
At her place: "So Mike... would you mind if I go and slip into something more comfirtable?"
More comfirtable???? NOT AT ALL.. so he helped himself to a glass of wine and sat on the couch... Vicki went inside the room to "change"..
a coupla minutes later... Vicki came out of the room... along with Mikes wife, kids, and some close friends, carrying a birthday cake...... while Mike sat on the couch holding the glass of wine, wearing his birthday suit

16 Comments:

At 8:11 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

laaa silly.. they wanted to surprise him :P bs oho 7maar shway wayed

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Dakhtour said...

Scarlo U silly lol :P

7asooon 7adha 3ajeeeba lol o 7adha baykhaa ba3ad... Enzain esh9ar ba3dain lama 6a7at 3laaih... Lbesta ehdoooma? :P

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger ScarlO said...

No .. kids watched mommy spank daddy.. i guess

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Faith said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOL..i so saw this coming, that useless punks, i SWEAR men are useless and shot be executed military style

my mission in life is to ruin the opposite sex :D

yes, as you can see this has been taken lightly!! :P

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Blogger said...

'3by ma fe 9ber
bs y3ny law mo ray7 m3a Vicki jun ma swola suprise
oo mrta lazm mattkl el'3beyah

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Faith said...

**useless and should be executed military style**

^ correctionnn

 
At 3:11 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

zizo
elbaaji m5aleenah 7ag khayaalna el waasi3 ;D

scarlo
behave

faith
afa2... girl you no longer my partenr in logshpere domination ;P military execution she says :P~

a7laa7ob
eee 7mdilla wel shekir 7adda thoor... bs yalla ma3alaaih.. etha his wife has a sense of humor she'll laugh at this

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger متفرغ said...

9ej thoor hal Mike oo msakeen 3ayalah ma3teked enhom ygdroon 7ata y76oon 3ainhom b3ain oboohom ..... nice post :)

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe :P Men jedd asshole :P But it was funny.

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger ii said...

عندك أسلوب خطير بأنك تخلي البوست بطريقة حوار

انا اقترح تكتب سيناريو لمسلسلات رمضان .. صدقني بتصير احسن من اللي يطلعون لنا

 
At 4:55 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

متفرغ
lool thanks dude

ghada
ee 7adda :P ur welcome sweets

jiji
ma3alaikom zood

~se3loah~
ya3ni? yalla ana ba5eth eqtira7ich eb 3ain el e3tibaar o0 batwakkal 3ala allah ;)

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger LiLaCs said...

Finally an english post :P

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger Sedna said...

Mmmmm I honestly didn't read the whole post.. I have to go off soon, BUT, I was told to leave you a comment ;)

So there you go hehe. I left a comment :)
I'll be back and I'll read asap.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger 7asoon said...

lilax
yeah

sedna
told? thanx anyway :)

 
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