Monday, January 15, 2007

yada yada yada

Don't you just love them? if you still don't know what I'm rambling about.. it's the space filling super duper (yes i just said duper) conversation saving words.
Let me enlighten you my dear loving friends.
Unless the liestener is too eager to hear every bits and dits and fits (I know exactly what you think i'm gonna say next.... but i'm not gonna say it.... SHAME ON YOU!!) of details in your conversation.... you can easily escape spelling out an embarrasing act of yours, a sexual encounter that you woulnd't like to disclose, or even a secret recipe that you would die before telling it to anybody!
Here are a couple of the phrases I use as refuge

3ainik ma tshoof ella elnoor
my best bye-bye-details-fee-omik-khair-tes2al-zyada phrase... so by using it, I rather have the listener to fabricate a whole new sequence of events rather then telling it myself or having to lie about it. For instance...
7amood: haa.. kalamt el Dr 3an darajtik?

7asoon: yam3awwad.... dashait 3alaih thak elyoom.... o0 3ainik ma thshoof ella elnoor!!
I left 7amood under the impression that I didn't get the grade I wanted... but the fact is that I DID get my desired grade... but I rather not tell him because ana insaan akhaf men el 3ain!.. go on, hate me..

the famous "9ar elli 9ar" phrase
Used after the shameful news of yours have spread out to the public already... yet they are still in need for more details (which you wish to keep for yourself)... so what you do is restate everything that they already have heard, though in a boring manner using the elongated virsion of it... then seal it with "o0 9ar elli 9ar"... this way you will avoid the questioning and further requests for details coz, my son, you have bored your curious audience to death! AND... and by the end of your masra7eya they will have known that you DeLiBeRATeLY wanted to hide the details of your story.

i could rant about this even more, but I decided be murciful of you and stop this nonsense... you guys got the picutre ;)

7 Comments:

At 11:28 PM, Blogger Faith said...

loool..golden advice ya 7asoon, tadri i wanna comment further bas 9ar elie 9ar..


unfortunately this works with guys, not girls!! itha ana gelt salfa w ended it with "9ar ellie 9ar" tadri el legafa level is higher with girls 'okay shno 9ar' wel question details..what were u wearing when it happened, who blinked, who said what w allahuma ya kafeeee...giirlls 3annek ma tshoof ella elnoor :P

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger Faith said...

oh and yes...SHOTGUN and a half!

 
At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

على قولة فيث البنات ما ينفع معاهم هالسوالف :P

خووووش بوست حسون :)

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger No3iK said...

LOL

ok this is beautiful
u could use a manuel for such phrases.
to escape the responsibility of saying thus and that.

but i love how we have escape phrases
me use them alot.

sometimes, they ask u so what happened even after using them!
so there should always be a plan B.

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger 7asoon said...

faith
ee 9ajja... el banat exception... tell you what, etha yat bnaya tabi details throw in a "hey tara fe sale elyom.. let's go shoe hunting!" she'll be blown away o0 tensa eli ako welli mako ;P

ghasheema
lol hathi 7lwa .. i'll add to my list ;P

nassaya
eeee afa 3alaich ;P

no3ich
manual 3ajeeb ha? bs chenna begtay fekrity :P shal sowalif? ha? laish el bal6aga hathi? nas ma te5tishi ;P

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger Balqees said...

looool super duper post loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool .. ya5y when i read it i had to comment about it loool
anyhoo i do the same thing about my grades but unlike you(mashallh) darjaty a7ynn tefashl so i would rather keep them to my self
and what my parents don't get.. eny ma ajeeb good grades coz ya5y mthlk a5af mn 3en .. bokra omy tegol llnas wallah bnty esm allah 3aleh jabt staright A's the next thing u know i get F's so leash ma araye7 nafsee o ahly o ajeeb darajat temashi al7al .. ahm shy eny anj7 9a7 wal la2?? :P lool

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger 7asoon said...

bal8eeeeees
wainich entay ;P shda3wa el '3aiba el 6weela hathi?

allah yhadach lo dash a'3oo9 3ala lulu chan wa9l ana ;p

yalla 7ayha :)

 

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