Gay/Straight Extravaganza
you care too much............................................ you're gay
you spend an extra minute in the mall.......... you're gay
you give a damn about what you wear.......... you're gay
you can cook? well guess what........................ you are GAY!!
you wear a fancy jeans.. then all the sudden people look at you funny as if you're wearing a pink thong under it.
Define straight, plz! as my mind failed to grasp the meaning of it nowdays 9ara7a
Ladies and Gentlemen (btw did u know that GOLF stands for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden?), please allow me to illustrate how a gay guy vs. a straight one would act upon a certain situation, given that both care a lot, shop, yalbesoon 3dl, o0 can cook:
1)watching Runaway Bride:
straight: would pay attention to the Camaro Z28 (Richard Gere's car in the movie) and wouldn't give a rat's ass about Julia Robert (she's ugly anyways!)
gay: would weep upon first sight of the wedding dress!!
2) Shopping:
straight: would hit on women working in the MAC shop.. and maybe work hard on revealing Victoria's Secret
gay: would actually buy makeup from the store, and a thong from VS.... for himself and the girlfrinds... following certain color codes!!
3) Fight:
straight: will get beat up, bleed, bruised eye, and maybe laugh about it
gay: take off fancy jeans (without being told to do so) and laugh about it!!
4) His room:
straight: a guitar on bed, mountains of laundry.. a sticky note on computer saying "date with 7af9a @ 8 pm"
gay: beleive me.. a hotel room couldn't be as clean and organized as this guys'.. plus there's a poster of miss 2006 drag queen hanging on his wall (if there's such thing a9lan)
5) Favorite song:
straight: Tethakarny by Rwaishid
gay: I Feel Pretty by Maria
and last... but not least...
6) Quotes:
straight: "shyabi hatha 5ol *****", "6anish ta3ish", and "meshtehi agez"
gay: "way bacancel maw3ed el salon elyom", "ya5chi yhabil", and "yay sawait 7awajby elyom"
see? this is how we distinguish between gay and straight guys... not based on being able to cook or not!!
thanks for tuning in ya jema3at el rabi3 ;)
PS: ma3a 3adam e7terami el shadeed lil gay community
posted by 7asoon @ 10:38 PM
31 comments
31 Comments:
LOL, you really crack me up, 7asoon.
But still .. You're just saying that because you're a good cook, and you're afraid that after publishing weekly recipes (whcih you're planning to do, you told me so) people would think you're a homo.
9aj walla.. and add to the list
-checkin out girls:
guy: DAMN THOSE JUGS!
gay: waaay tooopha e3aqed.. 7adda ebarez el(....) lazim ashtereeeh minah!
-makin friends with girls:
guy: hopin things will turn physical ;p
gay: yaaaay! a new shopping buddy ;p
-tellin a girl how great her hair looks:
guy: so she could let him run his hands thru it ;p
gay: so he could know where she had it done 3ashan ero7 .. sorry i mean TRO7 tsawey nafs`ha ;p
lol @ "ma3a 3adam e7terami el shadeed"
o sarly dahar mo shayef runaway bride, bas 7adek "yebt'ha rayyyt" .. 7ata il camark chena kaan a silver/goldish (pewter) convertable? :|
yeah dont ask
PS: i use "gay" a lot in the same sense of some ppl saying "ay shay" bel 'kwaity' so i wouldnt take the gay comments personally lena etsekhdamha yekhtelif
PSS: shely tethakarny by rwaished .. WAIN IL MARAWEES :p
hmmmmmmm .......
the only key diffrence that i can tell wither he is staright or gay is the car ...
look very close to the suspect car and u will know :)
*scarl0*
ok :P are you saying that i'm gay 3ayal? dear you should know more, now that i have posted this :P :P
*jiji*
lol ;P list goes on and on and on.. 3asa yfargoon el nas bs ehehe
*temetwir*
ee dude it was a sliver conv. o0 7adi m9aye5 3alaiha (was actually)
o0 about the gay comments.. yeah i couldn't agree more :) o0 ana a7eb el marawees bs 5eft a7e6hom ygoloon 3ani old fashioned :P so 7a6ait rwaishid... :D
*bo_sale7*
the car :D exactly.. u look at the interior ;) o0 mostly el accesories
duhhhh ... very nice post about gay and straight specially about their bedroom:
"a hotel room couldn't be as clean and organized as this gay" sooo funny.
allah ya36eek el3afya 7soon ^_^
ana i refer to anything guys do that us girls might do as "gay".. madre.. khalas te3awadt.. la ow a9arekh ow agolha ib 9ot 3aley ;p
enzain 7asoon offtopic
sheno camarowek z28 wela ss wela aish
3alaih shay?
solo
allah y3afeech :)
jiji
haa no3ich t9ar5een 3al awadim? :P
temmie
motari V6 shfeek tharib bil 3ali :P
it's an RS edition.. 3alaih zawayed (shaklah la6eef... o0 torch red ba3ad :P) o0 7a6 3alaih system Vortex .. ya3ni el9oot 3aggedni ya bo 3aggad ;P.. o0 kella sadi7 el keshnaat o0 emtayyeb el gear wil sekkan ;D (just kiddin' dude.. about el tape ya3ni eheh)
nice post :)
عندنا بالجامعة تعرف هالنوع من بعض التصرفات منها :
the car ( as some of u said ) and the interior.
b4 any class they sit together and talk quietly with their heads leaned against each other.
looooool nice post sij enta momayaz
bo 3ali ay zawayed 3alaih? fi kit tharb eyeek front spoiler, side rocker panels o jana7 yseer chena 6abagtain bs mn don "facha"
o sad7at el keshin es'alni 3anha, kheweyik terbaayat il C5 :P
9ara7a you are a friend in need when some one is upset, very funny blog!! Keep up the english blogs :P
bo9ager
thanks for visiting bro :) and yeah.. tell me about those gather ups maloot el shabab el nawa3im :P they're everywhere ehehe
hashemy
hala eb hashemy halaa.. fagdeenik hni yal 7abeeb :)
temetwir
3aadl yal C5 ;) wa ne3mal tarbeya.. ee feeha el side panels o0 el extra rear spoiler bs ana shayel el front spoiler le2ana shagatni kella t7ek 3nd aqal nazla :/
safooy
ahlan feech ahlan... ur most welcome ;P long time ya shagool
loooooooool....., especially at the "date with 7af9a" lool
I used to borrow nailpolish from a gay guy in high school :| he always had the nicest shades, madree min wayn eyebhom :/
Bas you forgot the metros! the eyebrowing shaping, hair dying, tight pants wearing,shaving "straight" guys!
bsara7a Allah ye3eena 3ala hal zeman, you cant tell whos what anymore
i kinda do.. since i suffer from a really bad state of a39ab ;p
aby agool shy bs akhaf an6ag.. ;p so here goes nuthin ;p
u know wut else i consider gay? lama guys "straight even" compliment on each other! like i know its normal.. bs madre i feel theyr gay.. cuz i think guys should never show their feelings to one another ;p
(sorry for the long comment elly 3al fathy ;p)
بعد ما يبيله تفكير .. بس شوفه اذا حاط حمره معناته
gay :P
اذكر مره اخوي الصغير يابلي كتاب المعلم .. ومكتوب فيه سؤال انسخ الجمله التاليه بالخط المشربك :
that is the way to be happy and gay
loooooooool
خووش بوستات حسوون يعطيك العافيه :)
faith
ahlaan wasaahlan :) welcome back.. emmmm ba3dain metros are cool o0 funny :P mabi atkallam 3anhom ehehe..
jiji
hahaaaay :D kho el compliments 3adi ma3a ay a7ad .. i think you mean el flirtish kinda compliment? ya3ni methil "sha3rik 7lo" :P or somehthing along this line?
كله أنسى
ما بغيتي تردين؟ شالقطاعة الي مالها داعي يا نساية :P
اهيههي هذا و كتاب المعلم في جمل جذي.. الله يستر.. أخوج قام يلبس شباصات الحين؟
والله ماكو.. مشغوله بالدراسه << جذبة ابريل متأخره ;P
أخوي مسكين بروحه جميل.. بعد هالمره يخلونه ينسخ جمله جذي
أسمعه هالأيام يدندن أغنية
I Feel Pretty oOo soo pretty :P
هههههههههه عددددددل كلااااامك .... صج ليش كل من راح و تسوق و اهتم بلبسه شوي (طبعا في حدود المعقول من غير ما يعدم عيون الناس و يسبب لهم عاهات) صار واحد منهم و فيهم؟و رن اوي برايد فلم يلوع الجبد بصراحة.... و كلمة اخيرة مدونتك طاردة للهم و الغم و تخلي الواحد غصب يضحك :)
nop.. pretty much any compliment!
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