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"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, none will suffice."

Rampaging 7asoon

Did you ever notice...

people who raise their leg (usually left one) up against the car's dashboard while driving? I mean.. I'm really pro cool-looking-but-so-freking-stupid-positions and all but this is not so comfirtable!! so dear driver, unless you wanna pee on the floor mat in your car, please don't spread your legs like that. (not really an appealing view).

the writings on the doors and walls in public bathrooms? what's with that? please ladies and gentlemen, walk through this logic with me:
you are at a party, you excuse yourself from whatever you were doing, leave to the rest room, and once you get there you finish your business, take out a pen (wherever that came from!!)....... and write the most sensless, meaningless, preposterous thing ever.... like "Mike was here".... and leave the bathroom......................... WHO CARES DUDE?! like ... am I gonna be thrilled if I knew you were here, Mike? Is it a trend now that poeple want to document their bathroomy achievements? believe me... the last thing a man could ever wish for is a writen reminder that a guy was here shitting not so long ago!

people who are proud of showing their phobic reactions. ummm.... well, if I'm on a ride at a theme park, say one that's involved with heights, and through the whole ride I hear a guy whining and crying and screaming like a girl who's lip job just went bad! They actually shout out "I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!"... that pisses me off 3al khafeef ya3ni not so much........ ya3ni I'm claustrophobic for God's sake you don't see me packing myself in a tight space shuttle ride next to you and scream my brains out! if you're afraid of heights.. go see Dr. Phill!!

how some people burp so loud and then appologize? hmmm.. well sir, don't worry about it so much. you just burped and sent those vibrating microwaves into my ears, and by that you raped all my senses... what's to appologize about? naah... I wouldn't worry about it, sir.
how about I vomit in your lap and appologize, hmm?

eheh asif 3al 6wala ya jema3at el rabi3.... hope you all are doing fine :)
best of luck on whatever you're up to and planning on doing.

مصيبة

معجزة الكون المعاصرة لواقعنا الحالي تكمن في معرفتي لعلوم الرياضيات و الحساب و إحاطتي بمعادلات التكامل و التفاضل المستحيلة. لطالما شكوت من صعوبة هذه المادة و عانيت من ثقل دمها. لكن أنقذني الدهر بأن تخرجت من الثانوية و ودعت الرياضيات توديعة قهر

طول القاعدة في الارتفاع؟ نق باي تربيع؟ مطلق العدد 1؟ أعداد مركبة؟؟؟؟ ليش ما تخلينا عالأعداد العادية و يسلم راسك؟؟؟

تمر الأيام و السنون و يقضي الدهر على معظم ذكريات قوانين الجبر و حساب الأعداد العقدية و تتبخر قوانين الدوال المثلثية بينما أستمتع انا بحياتي المهنية و بين فترة و أخرى أسوي حلو كاوكاو و محلبية. قاعدين نتعشى أمس أنا و أصحابي بسلام و أمان و طمأنينة.... مرة وحدة من ولا مكان.. رفع صاحبي راسه من على الصحن و قالي .......... ثلث الثلاثة جم؟ انا عاد صايد الحركة جان أقوله..... هاهاهاهااااي ماراح تصيدني يا روح أمك ... غيرك كان أشطر هاهاااي الثلاثة أصلاً...... جان أسكت ..... صمت رهيب عم عالطاولة.....نظرات تتبادلها أعين حائرة متبهللة... جان أقوله ........ ثلث الثلاثة واحد. انفجر الأصحاب بالضحك و الغشمرة بينما أخذت أتفكر بما حصل قبل قليل...... يا إلهي!! ماذا يحدث؟؟ هل كيف أنسى الرياضيات إلى هذه الدرجة؟؟ أخذت سؤال صاحبي على أنه لغز و بغيت أقول حق صاحبي الثلاثة عشان تحسب ثلثها يبيلها آلة حاسبة

عندها قررت و بكل عزيمة و إصرار و إقدام أن أعد من الواحد إلى المائة كل يوم لمدة 3 أيام حتى لا أنسى العد عالأقل...... و يمكن أراجع جدول الضرب.... اليوم براجع جدول العدد 3 و باجر بادرس جدول العدد 4 و 5 انشالله.... ادعو لي

Chat about al-Deera

From cars... to health insurance in Kuwait.........
created recently by two young Kuwaiti guys, Deera Chat podcast is up and running o0 I'm seriously LOVING IT! (this is not a McD ad)
A quite unique way of discussing the issues roaming the Kuwaiti street, and the opinions of many people in such issues.

OMG Ali! such a sexy voice (jk man...)

Guys... YoU RoCK! ;)
keep it up

Quick-e

A quicky post is all I need to get my life going.
I couldn't be more appreciative for Auto. Auto what? Auto everything!
How do you like Auto-matic transmission in cars? It spares you the extra stupid motions you would be doing while driving a "manual" transmission car right?... ok
What do you think of Auto-pilot? pilot starts off the plane.. checks for gears and wings and everything else... takes off... flys for a while and then BOOM... autopilote!
Tell you what... if there's anything we should be thankfull for, it's autopilot on air planes!... imagine the pilot going solo flying a 24 hr trip? it wouldn't be so nice if he had wet dreams and your plane went 800 mph in a VERTICAL direction now would it.
So... we conclude that autopilot is heavenly... ok
What we DONT appreciate now is Auto-prayer!.. haven't heard of it? you should be thankfull you AUTO-visited my blog then.
you finish wotho2.. you get ready for your prayers.. Allaho akbar.. and then YABA DABA DOO.... ay rak3a ana? is it third? is it forth? should I repeat my prayer? did I say the right aya? why's this happening? I'll tell you why my friend... you were on AUTO-PRAYER!! yes... once you said allaho akbar then YYAAATTSSIIII you automatically switched to autoprayer mode... where your subconcious mind is praying while your mind mind is planning a hang-out with the friends or wondering what your mom is cooking or even plan your whole vacation while in 9alat el thehir.

9alaw 3dl ya jema3at el rabi3.... o0 stay sharp and positive now ;)

بعد ما أشوفك

شخلت ساحة الطف؟ خذت مني حيود
شحجي ويا النهر و السهم و العامود؟

أنشدك لو مشيت بضعني و أتيسر... تقدر تنهض تشد الضعن تقدر؟

إذا بسياط خصمك يضرب الخدر... تقدر تحمي عيلة و سايرة بهالبر؟

إذا قتالك بمجلس شتم حيدر... تقدر تجي هنا تدافع و تحضر؟

إذا وقفونا بمجالس عدونا... حرم وحنا نسمع يشتمون ابونا...

شينشف عبرتي؟